What can be said about a bright red “beer spritzer” made with artificial flavors? As fizzy head flattens out, cloy ginger ale stickiness leaves disdainful sugary coughdrop tartness on tongue, building oncoming hangover. Better than Zima, barely (but not 7 Up). ‘Tis nearly impossible to get through half a 12-ounce bottle before tossing into garbage.