Translucent straw-bodied, fluffy white-headed mediocrity mired by solvent-like phenol soapiness. Bread-y yeast souring creates buttered popcorn illusion underlining honeyed cereal sweetness, toasted barley-wheat dryness, cocoa-mocha dirge, and mild grassy-herbal hop surge, becoming gently astringent as dismal lemony acidity heightens. Delinquent powdered chocolate persistence far removed from traditional golden ale.