Miller Brewing’s “uncommonly smooth” pale-bodied lager has red ale-like spice-soured hop fizz, cereal-grained malt lark, and toasted barley sweetness preferable to boring malt liquors such as Colt 45 or Elephant, but too astringent for recommendation.

Even-tempered amber lager balances pale Vienna malt sweetness against spicy hop bottom, tangerine tang, and glancing mint hint. Buttery center gains vegetative earthiness, ashy mocha undertow, and inconspicuous caramel wisp to moderate peat finish.

Decent pale-bodied white-headed lager will engage light-hearted pilsner drinkers due to lime-like citric aroma, dainty hop fizz, and distant wheat-barley sweetness. Smooth water softens delicate bitterness to thin malt finish.

Musty fruit-spiced sweetness gives mediocre auburn-hued ‘Holiday Ale’ nascent momentum. Goes down pleasantly, leaving bittersweet roasted grains and caramel malts to coat throat.

Amorphous yellow-glowed white-headed mushroom-scented Bavarian-styled weissbier brings indistinct hop flow and cloy corn saturation to fluctuant dry wheat recession. Lemondrop souring activates minor clove linger and candied spell at astringent finish. Phenolic nature cheapens cadaverous clove-banana hush.

Insignificant lager with uneasy barley-wheat mesh and dank orange rind lull hedging nearly horrid lemon wedge finish. Cheap sugary sweetness becomes cloy if warmed over.

Thankfully, roasted cereal malts lead the way and distant fruited red ale leanings lack disruptive cloying nature sticky Budweiser gets mired in. Dry-hopped grain resilience overcomes bland macrobrew expectation, gaining depth as bottle drains.

Mellow, satin-textured, soft-bodied, deep amber ‘festive’ lager with dainty spiced hops constricted by pallid roasted barleymalts. Short-lived caramel finish is casual acquaintance.

Nominal light-bodied pale lager drapes toasted malt sweetness atop protective wheat-cracked marble rye layer and tidy dry-hopped bittering, but carbonated pop appeal upsets wispy toffee finish hiding fruity smidgen.

Robust rocky-headed tawny-hued amber lager with rigid barley-rye affluence, sweet toasted malt back, and serene hop spicing satiates zealous blue collar thirsts and curious ale heads alike. At crisp mocha-embellished finish, red and yellow fruits enjoin herbal-floral modesty, wispy honeyed nuttiness, and twiggy nuance.

Thin mineral-grained barleycorn honeying connects earthen wheat dryness to tinny hop resin of Vienna malt-sweetened moderation. Pecan-dabbed peach-apricot muting registers far below.

Musty fruitiness, wavering grain-hopped bitterness, and dull barley sweetness unevenly meshed. Berry tones and distant chocolate soda fizz remain faint, but damned if this doesn’t conjure thoughts of being cheaper superficial alternative to Molson Export.