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ARTIFACT BREWING – DOYLESTOWN

DOYLESTOWN, PENNSYLVANIA

Opened April 2024, Doylestown-based ARTIFACT BREWING joins its Hatboro flagship location as a functioning nanobrewery. The red-bricked garage shop with large black-framed overhead door features a pine bark topped bar with 20 black metal seats. Several community tables fill out the cement-floored interior and the paneled wood board lists 12-plus draughts.

My wife and I gathered to consume eight stylishly centered ‘Artifacts’ mid-afternoon, early February ’25. Cocktails, spirits and wine also avail.

Mild amber-grained helles lager, Walk With Me, a pale yellowed lightweight, let spritzy lemon drops fall upon dry herbage and sourdough white breading.

Peaty moss secured the pumpernickel rye breading and dried fig-orange spot of moderate-bodied Extra Special Bitter, Only Child, a traditional English ale.

Boozy 8.7% ABV doppelbock, The Lonesome Love Us, placed Scotch-licked caramelized rye across spiced fig sugaring and lightly toasted raisin breading.

Brewed in collab with nearby Geronimo, hand-pumped English-styled dark mild, Come Together, slid dewy peat moss into weedy black tea stead.

Clear pinkish gose, Scattered Seeds Prickly Pear, let sea salted kiwi-like prickly pear adjunct receive mild celery-watered earthiness and pink champagne sparkle atop acidulated wheat base.

Sunshiny hazy IPA, Refuse 2 Lose, loaded sweet orange-peeled lemon zesting, tangy yellow grapefruit juiciness and salted guava-mango tartness onto dry pine surface.

Candi-sugared Belgian pilsner malting affixed fruity tripel, Unlikely Event, leaving tartly sweet banana puree, lemon custard, orange marmalade and dried apricot impact on herbal spiced concision.

Easygoing dry stout, The Twilight World, placed dewy moss inside dark chocolate chalking, day-old coffee dryness and charred nuttiness over barley-flaked mocha malting.

ARTIFACT BREWING – HATBORO

HATBORO, PENNSYLVANIA

Located inside a former auto body shop (attached to a Goodyear repair center) and utilizing rock-related beer names, ARTIFACT BREWING opened its doors October 18, 2019. Just up the road from the center of town in the bucolic north Philly suburb of Hatboro (established in Colonial times by an English hatter), this rustic cement-floored pub features the works of local craft beer artisans Brian Mc Kinney and Matt Brzowski. Set up as a three-barrel nano brewery with four serving tanks and twelve-plus tap handles, Artifact became the borough’s second operating brewery (behind Crooked Eye).

A green-walled cement floored space with a 14-seat, plank-sided, maple- topped bar, Artifact’s small interior includes four community tables, three round cocktail tables and a wooden bar-walled American flag.

My wife and I head up to the bar and consume six well-rounded brews on our pre-Halloween ’19 journey.

For their maiden voyage, Artifact created interestingly enigmatic pale ale, Paradigm Shift, a stylistically advanced dry body utilized citric-spiced Norwegian Kviek yeast to temper its beet-sugared maple syruping, complacent orange tartness and mild cherry coughdrop smidge.

Candi-sugared orange peel sweetness rode above spiced banana, vanilla and caramel illusions for delightful As Serious Can Be, a lightly creamed moderate-medium body perfect for Belgian ale lovers.

On the surface, floral-cologned juniper bittering picked up zesty lemon juicing for pleasantly offbeat saison, Forever Sleeping, leaving ginger-herbed rose hips, elderflower and chamomile undertones in its busy turpentine-lacquered kiwi-guava-induced Nelson hop wake.

Combining dankly herbal lemon-dried Golding hops with oats-backed German pilsner malts let hybridized English bitter-styled kolsch, Everyman, remain smoothly dry and crisply clean.

Dewy tobacco-sweet mossing inundated grapefruit, pineapple and orange rind dryness for subtly designed English bitter, Walk Like A Smile.

Before heading out on this sunny Saturday in October, quaffed today’s only IPA (also note, there were no dark beers available).

Tropical fruit-spiced Galaxy and Vic Secret hops sharpened herbal-perfumed medium body, Contagious Smile IPA, a cucumber-watered refresher with tangy grapefruit, pineapple and orange piquancy gaining blissful lemon zesting.

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