Thar, she blows! Nautical offshore blonde ale lacks depth, character and decent flavor profile. Cornstarch-parched straw wheat astringency devours lemony grapefruit souring to white-breaded sourdough bottom of murky muck. Serve only to lite beer peers.

One small step above typical Shiner mediocrity. Middling citric effervescence pleats corn-sugared crystal malting and sweet bubble-gummy midst of crisp straw-hued lightweight. Faint orange-peach-grapefruit conflux moistens toned-down grassy hop bittering for adequate summery session beer. Minor phenol astringency drags down backend.

Mellifluous coppery medium body brings unexpected sinewy honeyed creaminess to anticipated citric sweetness. Floral grapefruit-peach-apricot-tangerine tang hovers politely above wheat biscuit spine. Mild diacetyl buttering relegates nectar-juiced clover honey density, but only slightly.

Dry golden-hazed blonde ale could pass for light-bodied Farmhouse ale. Eye-squinting citric-soured longevity and dark floral bouquet impede mossy herbal whim. Mild resinous hop-spiced bittering secures lemon-seeded apricot-peach-apple souring to lemongrass finish.

Pour thin gold-hazed moderate body slowly or risk overt carbonation. Cat urine aroma, astringent alcohol smudge, and murky yeast funk bring off-putting opulence to dry pepper-spiced raw-honeyed citric-soured white wine billow. Tart lemonade, green apple, and white grape illusions underscore mild orange peel serenade. But putrid odorous opening spells trouble.

More sour than sweet in 4-month old bottled version, fizz-popped hazy golden moderate body brings tart lemon peel bittering to floral, herbal, and grassy hops. At midst, teasing candi-sugared sweetness folds into vinous yellow grape esters, unripe orange rinds, and yellow peach skins. White-breaded backdrop softens citric illusions, allowing dry straw-hay-barnyard parch to gain influence. Touch of vodka or gin liquoring in deep recess.

Slowly pour sunny-hazed pearly-headed blonde to avoid over-carbonation. Bark-dried orange peel and grapefruit rind bittering reaches tart hard candied center, enlivening white peach, pineapple, and quince fruiting. Herbaceous twang lingers through ascending peppery-hopped lemon seed souring.

Exceptionally dry yellow-glowed medium-bodied blonde ale procures tangy lemon-grapefruit bitterness and floral-herbal hop pep. Grassy bottom enhances mellow citrus finish and dispels minor harshness while pearly Brussels lace clings to glass.

Delicate orange-spiced clove-coriander-allspice entry gives puffy cumulous-headed blonde its light tangy thrust. Wheat-backed lemon rind tartness and floral-herbaceous accents reinforce dried vermouth insinuation.

Golden clouds of yeast residue obtrude formidable light-headed blonde. Pungent malts garnish tamped-down hops, smoked grains, and grapefruit dirge. Brewery defunct: 2007.

Mildly gold-hazed dry body retains off-putting rotten vegetal aroma thankfully displaced by bittersweet grapefruit-lemon tang and pleasant grassy hop fizz. Sadly, tinny metallic mouthfeel obstructs cracked corn-wheat base. Brewery defunct: 2009.

Tangy grapefruit-lemon persuasion brightens white-peppered dark-spiced hop bitterness of golden-hazed moderate body. Mild citric vibe overlays brisk water flow. Not as experimental or bold as biological handle claims.