Though lacking distinction (and currently defunct), creamy Dortmunder-styled amber-toned medium body retains smooth dry grain uniformity and wispy caramel dash. A touch of hop bitterness caresses reserved toasted oats finish.

Blah pale appearance, dank malt aroma, and slim flat head not redeemed by soapy phenol sourness. Soft-grained flow lacks full-bodied German traits, finishing thin, plain, and watery.

Uneventful lower-rung pale-toned Eastern Euro tedium with skunked malt musk, mossy barley-oats-corn easement, and dry popcorn hop fizz flops, befouling grassy hay backdrop of rudimentary dortmunder styling.