On tap at Ambulance, zestful New England-styled IPA lets yogurt-milked mandarin orange and tangerine tang slide into sourly salted guava-kiwi-papaya tropicalia and advertised ‘strawberry candied’ tartness above heavily oated wheat creaming. On the sly, cucumber-watered navel orange, white/yellow grapefruit and pineapple illusions seep thru.
On tap at Taphouse 15, sassy food court-styled strawberry vanilla milkshake posing as thickly textured sour Smoothie. Chewy marshmallow sweetness guards tart strawberry opulence, creamy banana surge and puckered orange concentrate twang above oaty dextrin-starched acidulated malt base. A fabulous strawberry banana creamed trifle.
On tap at Taphouse 15, nifty banana split knockoff places vanilla-creamed marshmallow sweetness alongside lightly chocolate-syruped Banana’s Foster saucing as adjunctive strawberry tartness fades for lemon meringue salting (and mildly acidic lime souring) penetrating the milk-sugared ice cream finish.
On tap at Taphouse 15, sweet-tart peach, apricot and raspberry adjuncts pick up lemony sea-salted brining to contrast lactic vanilla-beaned marshmallow sugaring of frothily slushed smoothie.
Fulsome spumoni ice cream knockoff tries integrating too many flavonoids as sneaky lactobacillus acidity underscores nearly cloying mishmash of purplish red gunk (with bulby bubbles). Crossing a chocolate-vanilla ice cream sandwich with a molded gelato milk sherbet, its red cherry tang, pistachio nuttiness and red grape scape thicken in fluffy marshmallow setting above sugary carafoam wheat malts.
On tap at Taphouse 15, superb Smoothie sour initially replicates spicy apple cobbler pie. Flake-crusted baked apple warmth nearly edged out by lactic vanilla-creamed banana puree richness as ancillary cling peach, syrupy pear, lemon cookie, coconut cream and brown-sugared cinnamon sweetness contrasts milder salted lemon meringue tartness above honeyed wheat wafer bottom.
Smoothie-like soft ice cream thickness brings lactic milking to zestful orange juiced lemon curd moussing. Lemon meringue tartness, lemon cookie sugaring, lime sherbet tanginess, banana puree sweetness and salted Margarita cocktail liming advance abruptly.
On tap at Ambulance, reliable Citra-Mosaic hop tropical juiciness allows lightly embittered grapefruit-peeled pineapple resonance to gain spicy orange tang and subtle mango-peach-tangerine tease above soft oated wheat base. Limey gooseberry-guava souring takes hold halfway thru as does plasticine clay gluiness.
On tap at Taphouse 15, enticing pastry-like confetti-caked Smoothie retains jellied strawberry-raspberry tartness abutting fudgy chocolate-creamed vanilla sweetness given chewy buttercream-frosted battering, dusty powdered sugaring and toasted coconut snip.
On tap at Taphouse 15, lactic orange-juiced banana pureed Smoothie retains creamy vanilla sweetness and tart citrus sea salting for frothily thick kettle sour. Tangy orange zesting and rummy banana caking perfectly integrated.
Creamy marshmallow-creamed ambrosia fruiting consumes fantastic non-lactic tropical Slushie. Tart raspberry-pureed mango and dragonfruit adjuncts plus toasted coconut sweetness secured by concentrated orange juicing given yogurt-like sour milking.
Upfront, sharp blueberry souring overruns daintily tart kiwi-guava adjuncts and sweet banana creaming (as well as distant pineapple-grapefruit remnants) while maintaining mild sea salted acidity. By mid-palate, the purplish red Smoothie ratchets up its blueberry pureed frontage with vinous alkaline-fused white grape rot. Ultimately, lactose fruited sour lacks the chewy marshmallow creaminess of richer, frothier Drekker slushies.
