On tap at The Taphouse – Wayne, mild fruited kettle sour ale sprays moderately acidic lemon-peeled lime zest and unripe strawberry mustiness all over tart passionfruit adjunct. In the can, Costa Rican-inspired kettle sour ups milk sugared vanilla sweetness against brisk passionfruit tartness, sour guava salting and pithy pineapple-papaya splash.
On tap at Taphouse 15, frothy tannish brown Schmoojee sidles marshmallow-fluffed vanilla ice creaming with chocolatey peanut butter cup fudging and tart banana-pineapple fruitiness. Just a tad too busily confusing for confectionery perfection.
On tap at Taphouse 15, liquid jelly donut breakfast pastry celebrates 11th anniversary. Tart fruited sour lets salted strawberry-raspberry influence and concord grape jam spread across delicate vanilla sugaring. Needs richer vanilla-creamed jellied fruiting.
Washed-out Tutti Frutti Stripe Gum knockoff lets hard-candied lemon pucker tease tart strawberry-raspberry conflux and orange-powdered cherry Pez candied subsidy. Thin vanilla creaming not heavy enough to compete favorably against lightly acidic fruit-tart appeal.
On tap at Taphouse 15, richly lactic beige-fluffed Smoothie tops rum-soaked banana sweetness and vanilla ice cream sugaring with thick whipped creaming. Lusciously thick cocktail derivation recalls a rummy Bananas Fosters with marshmallow ambrosia salad and orange marmalade whims packing its floury pancake battered base. Perfect pastry-like dessert.
Rich ‘n creamy banana sundae Smoothie receives rummy sugar dose. Lactic rum-infused banana puree sweetness coats chewy marshmallow center reinforced by sharp (but not overly acidic) orange concentrate pulping. Yummy banana continuance then gains freeze-dried strawberry tartness, tangy pineapple caking, lemon meringue piquancy and vanilla ice cream reminder.
Impressive raspberry swirl ice cream knockoff with Dole pineapple fixation and murky Pepto Bismol pink body. Thickly creamed Smoothie-like marshmallow creaming stays chewy for lactic milk-sugared strawberry pureeing and tangy pineapple juicing receiving contrastive lemon-limed orange concentrate mouth pucker. Peachy banana sweetness, strawberry vanilla ice creaming and apricot cobbler caking join the yogurt-milked raspberry pineapple punch.
Slushily lactic pinkish orange-clouded fruited Smoothie invites briny strawberry tartness, tangy mango juicing and watermelon rind earthiness to the fore as frothy vanilla/ marshmallow pastry creaming thickens its resolve. Below the tart Jolly Rancher-candied strawberry, mango and watermelon conflux lies pink grapefruit, lime zest, lemon sherbet, peach marmalade and concentrated orange juice illusions. Recommended.
Juicy lactose Smoothie combines tart raspberry seeding with salted mango pulp and mild banana creaming, gaining limey orange concentrate acidity as well as wispy pomegranate-cranberry pucker. A super duper Starburst-candied Watermelon Jolly Rancher alternative.
Juicy pineapple tang spangles marshmallow fluffed banana puree creaming, salty mango zesting and limey kiwi-passionfruit souring. In the midst, lime peel bittering protrudes as tertiary yellow-pink grapefruit, nectarine and peach daubs meet lemon ice sugaring. Continual vodka-boozed fruiting picks up medicinal pencil shavings astringency – the only flavonoid hampering this sunshiny Smoothie.
On tap at Ambulance, tart nitro-infused fruited sour brings soft-tongued white peach spree to subtle vanilla bean perfuming as well as lemony white grapefruit bittering, leaving mild acidity in its deadened yogurt-milked wake.
On tap at Taphouse 15, vanilla marshmallow creamed fruited Smoothie blends sweetly pureed raspberry tartness with salted mango tang and gummy “gusher candy” fruit snack daub, picking up cherry lollipop dollop and underlying eye-squinting lemon-limey bittering that lingers thru raspy raspberry-mango resolve. Snazzy fruit juiced cocktail!
