Impressive raspberry swirl ice cream knockoff with Dole pineapple fixation and murky Pepto Bismol pink body. Thickly creamed Smoothie-like marshmallow creaming stays chewy for lactic milk-sugared strawberry pureeing and tangy pineapple juicing receiving contrastive lemon-limed orange concentrate mouth pucker. Peachy banana sweetness, strawberry vanilla ice creaming and apricot cobbler caking join the yogurt-milked raspberry pineapple punch.
Slushily lactic pinkish orange-clouded fruited Smoothie invites briny strawberry tartness, tangy mango juicing and watermelon rind earthiness to the fore as frothy vanilla/ marshmallow pastry creaming thickens its resolve. Below the tart Jolly Rancher-candied strawberry, mango and watermelon conflux lies pink grapefruit, lime zest, lemon sherbet, peach marmalade and concentrated orange juice illusions. Recommended.
Juicy lactose Smoothie combines tart raspberry seeding with salted mango pulp and mild banana creaming, gaining limey orange concentrate acidity as well as wispy pomegranate-cranberry pucker. A super duper Starburst-candied Watermelon Jolly Rancher alternative.
Juicy pineapple tang spangles marshmallow fluffed banana puree creaming, salty mango zesting and limey kiwi-passionfruit souring. In the midst, lime peel bittering protrudes as tertiary yellow-pink grapefruit, nectarine and peach daubs meet lemon ice sugaring. Continual vodka-boozed fruiting picks up medicinal pencil shavings astringency – the only flavonoid hampering this sunshiny Smoothie.
On tap at Ambulance, tart nitro-infused fruited sour brings soft-tongued white peach spree to subtle vanilla bean perfuming as well as lemony white grapefruit bittering, leaving mild acidity in its deadened yogurt-milked wake.
On tap at Taphouse 15, vanilla marshmallow creamed fruited Smoothie blends sweetly pureed raspberry tartness with salted mango tang and gummy “gusher candy” fruit snack daub, picking up cherry lollipop dollop and underlying eye-squinting lemon-limey bittering that lingers thru raspy raspberry-mango resolve. Snazzy fruit juiced cocktail!
On tap at Kitchen & Beer Bar, berry-heavy lactose sour Smoothie with bubbly purple dinge retains gunky marshmallow- creamed whey powdered milkiness assaulted by salted strawberry, pureed blueberry and tangy boysenberry. Red grape jammed berry tartness and sour rhubarb scouring pick up concentrated orange juice pucker but tannic phenol acidity may prohibit faint-hearted.
On tap at Ambulance, lemon-soured strawberry tartness, floral lemony yuzu tang and salted cherry rhubarb piquancy gather for coral reddish fruited sour.
Colossal gypsy-brewed “Christmas creamer” retains Sweet-Tart candied center as sour cranberry-pomegranate conflux picks up dried cherry and tangy tangerine adjuncts in fluffy marshmallow creamed gingerbread setting. But it’s all too much as the plethora of flavors scrabble for attention of wavering pastry dessert.
On tap at Taphouse 15, ‘heavily fruited’ pinkish mauve Italian gelato-styled sour ale receives Smoothie-like marshmallow fluff for sweetly tart banana-bruised strawberry resilience parading rich birthday caked soft serve ice creaming. Lactose milk-creamed strawberry/banana pureeing thickened by peachy pineapple tang and lemon meringue tartness.
Lactose-sugared fruited pastry features tangy tangerine and marshmallow-fluffed vanilla, picking up lightly acidic lemon peel bittering to contrast lemon meringue piquancy, tart pineapple riffs and bosc pear nips in fizzy setting.
Arid fruited sour lets bitter blueberry adjunct slip into lightly acidic salted lemon spritz and phenol spiced neutrality over evaporative Graham Cracker-honeyed white wheat base.
