Elegant German-styled autumnal pilsner receives soft lemony grapefruit tang to propel brisk hop flow sitting gently on tongue. Brewery defunct: 2007.

Marginally better bottle-conditioned ’06 version of Czech-styled pilsner layers sleekly soft floral-hopped grapefruit-lemon fizz, thin green grape-apricot-apple sass, and earthen barnyard waft atop fragile cracked wheat spine. Pale translucent body and white head seem as delicate as its baked bread finish, but metallic tinge impairs mild rye sag.

Iceless fermentation creates tamped down hop dryness above sour vegetative pungency and unwelcome tinniness. Sweet rye malt blandness and ester-y cherry-grape subsidy cannot overcome indistinguishable oeuvre.

Fluffy white-headed pale-bodied non-alcohol brew offers sweet rye permanence, dank doughy dalliance, and honeyed wheat surge. Meager hop bitterness, flat carbonation, and soapy finish stultify lightweight appeal as silky lace coats glass.

Vapid flat-headed pale-toned Czech-styled pilsner with Brazilian roots and low calories eases its soft barley essence into passive fruit tartness, lingering gently to a dry grain finish (with mild soapy acridity). Lightweights may indulge, but the rest should move on to greater pastures.

Affable dry-hopped fresh-watered puffy-headed moderate-bodied pilsner brings lovely floral bouquet to caramel-roasted mocha malting. Sharp carbolic sass and fresh mint ease into straightforward citric- grained concision. Best in pony kegs.

Cloying clear-toned lightweight places mild wheat-corn adjuncts atop sugar cane midst and woody undertones. Soapy dry finish gradually depletes sharp hop timbre and grapefruit modesty.

Fine straw-hued pils counters up-front grassy hay leathering and mineral-grained earthiness with soft herbal hop quilt. But incidental toasted wheat sweetness fades in yeast-soured distance. Brewery defunct: 2006.

Swampy crystal malting spikes off-dry floral-hopped lemon rind bittering before getting relegated by watery soaping. Tart apple and white grape fruiting lifts otherwise tinny finish.

Sharply penetrating char-hopped bitterness battles back blackened mocha malt surge. Richer than most dry pilsners, but watery citric backdrop lacks determination.

On tap, dank straw-hued German-styled pilsner conveys salty corn-silk dryness to vegetal-swilled lemon-bruised orange-candied sourness. Diacetyl finish retains dull bread-crusted pumpernickel nuance and mild currant sway. Canned version gets awfully tinny. Forget the dumb ‘deluxe’ tag, this here’s mere cheap debris.

Ambiguous clear-toned rocky-headed Vienna-styled pilsner with barest wheat foundation lacks sufficient body. Musty malt dirge and dulled butterscotch-honeyed midst pick up candied sugar, perfumed citrus and gingerbread hints to watered down finish.