Simple cookie cutter brew lacks memorable sweet grain flow and loses wispy citrus fizz and predictable hop bitterness to soapy Asian-like buttered rice finish.

Pungent gold-hazed premium pils with all-too-familiar Nordic yeast souring. Unlikely Mexican-related agave spicing and floral accents pique interest temporarily but overwhelmingly musty pilsner malting brings raunchy astringency. Barest hint of mocha found at ambiguous finish. Barely thicker, richer than most one dimensional pilsners.

Moderate pale body not far removed from brewers’ lamer, lighter pilsner. Sweet cedar-smoked peat malts meet prickly citric hops, gaining slightest tequila hint at back of tongue.

Sunny opaque light-bodied German pils erects husked wheat fortress around bright nectar-tangerine-peach tang and mildly zesty lemon souring. Grassy wet-leafed hop mildness sidles refreshing mineral-watered crisping to clean citric finish. Fine summertime beach fodder.

Insignificant musty hop-wafted, white fluffy-headed, light-bodied pilsner with dank yeast bitterness reminiscent of Holland brews such as Heineken or Peter’s Brand Pilsener. Flat carbonation, trifling citric souring, and watery flow don’t help. Bavarian? No. Closer to a bad white ale, perhaps. Try Killian’s version instead.