BRISTOL, PENNSYLVANIA
Just down the road from the Delaware Riverbanks of Bristol in a narrow red brick shop, NAKED BREWING came to fruition in 2012 at its still-thriving Huntington Valley locale. A few years hence, Naked Brewing expanded to include this inconspicuously spacious Bristol taproom. Its rustic tavern feel secures the cozy main space as the olden wood floor, red brick side walls, barreled tables and bright red furnishings reinforce the tight 10-seat, L-shaped bar.
But that’s only part of the Naked experience. There’s also a cement-floored downstairs space with small stage area, wood tables and chairs and a 12-seat bar connected to a benched alleyway beergarden leading to the riverbank parking lot. Plus, the back-spaced kitchen served loaded hot dogs plus the New England clam chowder and Cuban sandwich my wife and I enjoyed alongside several diversified brews Saturday at noon, January ’25.
Concocting experimental elixirs (including a few “pub-styled” Old World Euro styles), founding head brewer Jim Crossland lets his creativity run wild with dazzling one-offs and recurrents.
Dry Bohemian lager, Luyi Pivo SMASH, placed delicate grapefruit-peeled orange rind bittering and subtle herbal salting atop Vienna-malted sourdough bottom.
A dryer hefeweizen variant, Lord Helmet Cran-Orange drizzled cranberry-soured lemon fizz and spritzy orange mist over blanched banana-clove sweetness as green grape esters and yellow guava reinforced mild finishing sourness.
Weirdly nebulous pretzel-inspired gose, Salty Phukker, spackled pink Himalayan salt and dill-pickled ground mustard across its coriander-seeded citrus zing.
Quirky barrel-aged biere de garde, Louis de Garde Dawg, temptingly engulfed ginny orange liqueur boozing with oaken white grape-skinned gooseberry and guava tartness over dry lagered pale malts.
Another unconventional Revolutionary Era barrel-aged doozy, 1681 Olde Ale stayed dry as Dad’s Hat Rye whiskey influenced molasses-sapped dried fruiting, red-wined grape esters and ripe cantaloupe sweetness.
Dry Imperial IPA, Krampus Cat, a local fave, sashayed zesty Azacca/Idaho 7-hopped lemon, clementine and guava fruiting thru mild black tea musk, delicate pine tones and floral wisps atop soft flaked oats.
Lovely Bananas Foster-inspired Belgian dark ale, Headboard Dismount, draped chocolate syrup all over vanilla-creamed banana puree as spiced rum, bananas flambe and fried plantain sweetness scurried thru.
Dark-roasted coffee dryness saddled caramel-burnt, nut-charred English brown ale, Freckles Angry, gaining black patent malt bittering.
Confectionery Tiramisu-inspired golden coffee stout, The Blonde Barrister, let milk-sugared El Salvadorian coffee seep thru bittersweet cacao nibs, eggy chocolatey vanilla custard creaminess and mild Graham Cracker sugaring.
Easygoing dry Irish stout, TEDStout, indulged its mild coffee-roasted dark chocolate bittering with a nutty wood burnt hop char and burnt toast remnant.
Rye-whiskeyed rum barrels informed barrel-aged Imperial Stout, Hello Starshine, sliding dry bourbon spicing into syrupy dark chocolate and oaken vanilla while tertiary black licorice, rum raisin, bourbonized fruitcake, maple molasses and candied nut illusions sashayed.