Ghostly pale fuliginous brew mired by swampy malt-hop putrefaction, skunked sourdough aroma, and misplaced licorice notes to dirty water finish. Juicy lemon drop tartness, distant grapefruit-tangerine tang, and buttery wheat bottom dissolved by phenol astringency.

Insipid light-bodied pale-strawed floral-citric lager reminiscent of flaccid German weiss. Muted lemon-candied entry deadened by cereal-grained corn musk that evaporates to fizzy, washed out, pale-malted finish. Delicately inessential.

Simple grain flow and fizzy carbonation embellish light fruity pleasantries. But slight sweet finish and dry malt undercurrent lack firm resilience, dropping this to average macrobrew status.

Bland bottle conditioned ruddy-hazed Vienna lager lacks advertised seasonal spicing, settling for off-dry musty orange listlessness. Flat tea-like midst enjoins mildewed cellar dankness.

Archetypal pale-bodied Eastern Euro lager drops murky malt sourness into white-breaded dry yeast midst before diacetyl fizz encumbers sweet wheat discretion.

Effervescently-hopped pale lager with bleary sweet malt tedium relegated to average blue collar status. Due to lack of originality, the most appealing characteristic of this bottled lager is its Three Stooges label and the black tee-shirt I received. Serve to indiscriminant Bud fans.

Easygoing barley-hop mesh, softly-textured doughy rye flow, and yellow-fruited wisp of golden medium body compares convincingly to Rolling Rock, yet it’s a tad richer.

Skunky odor gives way to flaccid sour malts and buttery yeast. Paltry hop continuance persists to uninvolved finish. Nothing special, but cheaply priced.

Offbeat whitish-hazed blonde with deflating pearly head, floral lemon scent and wheat-backed dry white wine sourness gains eye-squinting green grape tartness. Tangy lemon encumbrance lingers inside delicate citric-spiced finish. A sour-fruited acquired taste for those expecting mildly sweet fruited lager. Use as palate cleanser to flush out impurities of bad food.

Adequate ivory-headed clear-bodied lager layers chaffed wheat and freshly harvested hops above slick honeyed malts to dry rye finish that gets soggy.

Drab clear-bodied white-headed pale lager settles to fair barleycorn sweetness after frustrating musty yeast nose, moldy malt liquor pungency, and oxidized herbal hop fizz recede.

Peculiar blend of wood burnt smokiness and sinewy yeast souring forms abstruse musty grain-toasted India Pale Ale-like palate. Slim orange-lemon peel bittering combats hop-charred charcoal finish. Completely unlike any lager you’ve encountered.