ZIMA MALT LIQUOR January 1, 2009Beers A-Zmalt liquorJohn Fortunato Disgustingly gross faux-wine cooler with beleaguered lemon-limed 7-Up spritz. Who buys this rueful drool? Trendy ’90s-bound seltzer-spumed scum suckers. ‘Zumthing Ztupid.’